Monday, September 15, 2008

You ever wonder.....?

If the color red is supposed to bring out aggression, then why do people faint when they see blood and not start punching everyone they see in the face!?

What IS Willis talking about?

If chocolate is supposed this bad temptation that you shouldn't give in to, and strawberries are supposed to be able to fend off cancer..then who decided to put the two together!!?

If marriage is this unbreakable contract/commitment that no one is ever supposed to break or go back on, then why does divorce even exist?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then what's a picture with a thousand words on it worth?

Why do those that believe in and completely follow God demean those that do not? Free will is a gift from God, therefore the choice not to follow or believe is just using that gift right?

Can you put a value on a human life?

If you said absolutely not, then why, if the choice was made yours, would you save a child over the mother who is going to die by the child's birth?

Why do pessimists and optimists all agree on the fact that a glass can be too full?

If money is the root of all evil, then do we just live in Hell cause the entire world basically runs on the flow of MONEY?

Why is it impossible to lick your elbow??

How come pudding is such a funny word?

And the most important question of all, WHAT THE FUDGE?


Lately I've found myself plagued by disappointment when it comes to relationships. The one that I've been in ended quite badly and others that were starting to bloom were sabotaged by my totally unwanted "keep people at a distance" thing! The most fun lately though, has been falling for married women (don't judge me fool! lol). Basically desiring the impossible. You'd think I'd be smart enough to avoid this happening more than once, but, 3 times?? I mean come on there has to be some kind of higher power at work here....then I realized something! I broke one of those stupid chain letters and are now plagued with relationship problems for 20 years!!! Never ever ever again!